Ridiculous Randomness........

I always find myself wishing I had something profound to say.  Something that would make people need a tissue to wipe the tears from their eyes while thinking, "Wow...that girl has some heart".  Sorry to disappoint, but all I have is more randomness. 

I pranced up in a store yesterday to return a bra that I had ordered online.  It was too small.  Imagine that.  Anyway, when I get to the counter, a flat-chested sales girl offers the following help:

Me:  "I need to return this."
Girl:  "Is there a problem with it?"
Me:  "Yes, it is too small."
Girl:  "Ok, do you want to exchange it for a larger size?  Oh wait.....(examining tag) there is no larger size.  This is the largest one we carry...."
Me:  "Yeah, no kidding....that's why I said I need to return it and not exchange it.  In case you haven't noticed, I've got a lot going on up here (and I grab my boobs for emphasis)".
Girl:  "Girl, you stupid (yes, she said you...and not you're)!"
Me:  "Can I just have my money back?"

Hooray for sales girls who make minimum wage and can always be counted on to boost an older, big-breasted girls self esteem.  On a positive note, little girl, you make minimum wage.  Hey, find the positive where you can!  :)